i think up crazy shit allllll the time. One time I was walking down the street after a rain storm blazed as fuck smoking a cigarette and i saw a puddle and thought what if the puddle was actually a portal to the fuckin underworld and in that underworld there was also puddles that you could jump back into the real world.
Also I thought of a zombie movie one time when i was bored in school. Ok story is this dude is growing weed in his back yard and he is sleeping inside and hears a noise outside so he goes out with a gun. The noise is actually a raccoon chewing on his plant so he shoots it, the blood get on the weed and anyone who smokes the weed turns into a Zombie. Turns out the man growing the weed is the Principal of a school. He smokes it and goes to work and turns into zombie and starts eating fuckin kids left and right. Hours later the whole school is turned into the Undead. The kids go home bite the parents the whole world turns into zombies except a bunch stoners who never go to school or leave the house, just stay home and smoke alot. One day they decide to go to school because they are bored and show up at the school and it is all boarded up so they climb a latter on the back of the school and go in through a door on the roof. Inside the whole school is abandoned so the first thing the stoners do is have a fucking party. During the party someone hears and pounding on the boarded up door and they pry it open and some zombies get in they kill all the stoners except two guys. Those two guys board the school back up and start growing weed in the school and eat food out of the freezer in the Cafeteria and get guns from the abandoned wal*mart down the street. And all they do is get really really stoned, eat frozen vegetables and sit on the roof and snipe zombies.