I call this the blond.
May not be the best but hell, it's all I can remember. This girl who was like rated as an A+ for playboy started to get serious bumps on her face. She had 1 week to try and get rid of this strange acne or she'd get kicked out of the mansion because the other bunnies were afraid the bitch was contagious. Nothin worked so she was put on the curb. She went walkin to fig out what in the hell she gon' do now. She came across a shop that had some vodoo kinda stuff in the window. She went in and told the lady bout her prob. and she presented her with a potion that she guaranteed would work. The girl bought the stuff and rubbed it on her face and after an hour her problem was solved so she went back to the mansion:dance: . When she went to the security guy at the gate he just starred at her. She said somethin like I look good don't I, now open the gate you fuckin pig....He said somethin like I can't do that...she said why not, he said...because bitch, you have no head and turned the computer around so she could see herself on the survelence camera... So she started to walk away after about 5 feet away she turned around again and said somethin like, ok I'll give you some head if you open the gate...he said you have none to give, now move it along....she got angry and decided to go try and sue the vodoo lady...But it turns out that she had no evidence to convict her because she had no head(it's stupid, I knw). After that she felt like her life was over so she decided to commit suicide...She decided to do this by breaking into someones house and using their bath tub to drown herself. She did just that...The owner came home and found her in it and called the police. The police arrive and are shocked to see her face...one ocifer' searched in her purse for ID to make sure she was who they thought she was and she was. In it he also found the empty bottle....The ocifer' laughed so hard he crushed his own kidney stones(don't know what that thought was about).....At the back of it, was:ADD WATER.