Not the worst, but pretty interesting none the less...

I once stole six (6!) computers from an office building. Brand new Pentium 4s, 2.0gigs, 80 gb drives, 1 gig memory. Talking with a friend and he says that's some expensive gear (at the time) and he could make a good penny. So I asked him what ne needed and he said just the internals.

Over the course of a week, I 'allocated' 6 machines and stuck them in a backroom. I fully disassemebled and separated all of the parts. Problem was...how do you walk out with 6 computers pass a video camera and security guard. Easy...you take all the internal parts, carefully wrap them, and sneak them out in a pack back. Then you break down the cases as much as possible (Flat), take those out and dispose of them.

Made $800 for my part of the deal. I kinda felt bad b/c another 'source' was blamed for the missing computers. But, meh, feelings, schmeelings.