hi,

Well, today I had an extreme case of "fist-mouth." I hit a middle aged man in the face and watched his nose blow up like a blood bomb.

The short story. My 18yr old cousin is down visiting and today I asked her (she drives) if she could stop at the hardware store so I could pick up some things. This guy, who is parked in the parking lot, has a trailer, and is parked at the front of the lot. 2 car length, even 3 car length space he's taking up, and blocking EVERYONE out so they can't get in. She honks her horn, we wait about 15min, so finally I convince her to just sneak around him as she has a Neon, a small car. She does, and as we're driving by, she rolls down her window, in a calm manner, and before she says anything, buddy says, "now that wasn't so fuckin hard, now was it!?"

Okay, at this point, I'm mad. For one, she didn't even say anything to him, second, she's a female who has never done anyone wrong. Show some damn respect.

So I pipe up as my cousin is clearly upset at this jerk, and I say, "you were blocking traffic man, we just wanted to get through." Jerk says, "well I've been waiting here for 4 fucking hours, so up yours asshole."

Now, my hands were shaking soooooo bad and I was so pissed off, I got out of the car, walking over to him, and he opens his mouth again, "are you going to do something fuckwad." Then SMASH! I cracked him so hard in the nose that it brought him to his knees. I walked away, spit at him, not on him, and said, "thanks for the fight pal" and smiled.

So...did I lose my cool at all. I figured this dude had it coming, and someone would have not been so nice to him. Tell me what you think, and if I am an ass, let me know.
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . Did I lose my cool? hi, Well, today I had an extreme case of "fist-mouth." I hit a middle aged man in the face and watched his nose blow up like a blood bomb. The short story. My 18yr old cousin is down visiting and today I asked her (she drives) if she could stop at the hardware store so I could pick up some things. This guy, who is parked in the parking lot, has a trailer, and is parked at the front of the lot. 2 car length, even 3 car length space he's taking up, and blocking EVERYONE out so they Rating: 5