Pussywhipped already buddy?

I suppose she's the kind to have a drink or two every so often and call it okay, huh.

A girl once tried to get me to quit, and she did! For 2months I quit smoking it then one day I woke up and said, "she's not my fucking mommy. If I want to smoke, then damnit I will", so I bought a bag that day.

You just met her too? And you're already letting her walk all over you? You should just severe your spine now and buy a wheelchair man. Next you'll be giving her your paycheque while she goes out to the bar to spend it all while fucking another guy.

Pussy isn't gold man, so don't act as if it is. No disrespect to women, but you got to admit, some guys would chop their fingers off to get laid.