getting your leg cut off with a chainsaw

watching your entire family get murdered with a hot fireplace poker while you're tied up and gagged

eating a llama poop and dog semen sandwich with a glass of hot cat urine

spending the rest of your life in a foreign prison for a crime you didn't commit

having a forced sexual experience with a horse

landing a plane that's on fire with no experience because the pilots both died of simultaneous heart attacks

That kind of shit fucks up a good high.