one time i got high with my neigbors
it was late night like 1-2 am
we were bored so i decided to stir it up

i went home which was like 3 houses away
i looked in the fridge and got like six eggs
i got skill throwing eggs[like an automatic weapon]
fast as i could i launched em in there direction
one after another they got hit
the porch of there pad was all fucked up

its on know

so i go back to the kitchen and look for more stuff
we had a lot of eggs so i get more
im creeping behind bushes and cars to get a headshot
im on my stomach behing a fence when im spotted
the homies had gotten oranges and apples and stuck
steak knives in em and were chucking em my way

o so its like that

i go home and this time i go to the garage
i filled up an empty mayo jar with
paint and raid roach killer spray.
it was a horrible mix
before i dropped the raid bomb i went to spy
on the homies cuz they were quiet
i seen in the window these two fools cooking
scramabled eggs throwing in mustard oatmeal
anything they could find
i knew what was coming
i ran home to get my mayo jar and decided to add
some of granmas nasty perfume to the mix

ias i was creeping out the back i see my homie
running to my house with a big cooking pan
this fool dumps all the shit on my porch right in front of the door
he didnt see me and took off laughing
it was a fuckin mess
i smoked a bowl and waited a bit
i could see them in the window waiting
for a payback
there parents were asleep and it was late
and we had been pretty quiet
i creeped to there house by walking around the whole block
carring the raid bomb
i jumped the fence and was on the side of there house
right next to the parents window
here in cali we got earthquakes
so i banged on that window like an 8.0
then i ran to the front of thrw the glass jar on the iron door
paint raid and ganny perfume all over
his parents fucked him up for that

it was like 3am and we were both hosing down our houses
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . what do you do when youre baked? so i was wondering... when youre blazin with the homies do you guys ever do something that requires lots of work but in the end pays off? like for a few months every day after school we would go to the forest roll up some doobs and blaze. after that we'd work on out fort, it sounds kinda lame but it was sick, wed just chill there and make it even bigger, in hope of during the winter the snow would act as a air-tightner and make the fort hotboxable. in the end some kids broke it and someone took Rating: 5