This is prety hard to top:
6 eggs
12 slices of bacon
2 texas toast sixed slices of bread
homemade bbq sauce
hot sauce
AT LEAST 1 gram of salt and 1 gram of pepper
Anything you like in you eggs
Butter
CHEESE (colby jack shredded is the best)

Steps:
Cook the bacon to your liking and leave the grease in the pan.
Break all 6 eggs and throw them in the pan with all the stuff you want in your egg. Cook to your liking then put the bacon on top and leave it on low heat (just to keep it warm). Toast both slices of bread. Put the bbq, hot sauce, cheese, butter and any other condiments on the bread. Place the hot bacon and egg on top of the condiments. Place the other slice on top give it a lil push down to make it easier to fit in your mouth and there you have it the most fattening thing ever made.

WARNING: Bacon when fried and grease drained is 1/2 fat (1 slice has 7g of protien and 7 g of fat) so I have no idea how much fat is in bacon with the grease.

P.S. this can be for 2 people if your not a porker like me.