So, Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot are sitting around their evil afterlife bunker watching FoxNews and CNN, where George Bush is making his rehearsed, off the cuff remarks, about the progress of the war in Iraq.

Pol Pot looks at Hitler and says, "Is he fucking up the evil conspiracy?"

Hitler nods and pounds his fist, "Yes... the fucking idiot!"

Stalin says, "Let's listen to Stairway to Heaven backwards again... that was cool."