You should ask her if she washes, Ghost!

Like, 'cos in Wizard of Oz, water would melt a witch, ya know....

..and, does she have any flying monkeys, hooked on 'fat ones'?

Hey, maybe she cooks lard for the local yobs!
You should inform the police, have her burnt, or dunked in the river...
Lard's a killer!!
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . This girl i know.... ...thinks shes a witch! like, seriously.. shes always talking about her "powers" which include: premonitions (she claimed to have seen the two towers go down in her dreams before they did, etc), being able to summon dragons (though when people say 'go on, do it now!' she says that the time isnt right), and being able to be in two places at once (though she claims she cant do it at will)... the funny thing is, shes not joking! she actually believes, or claims to believe, that she can do all Rating: 5