This girl i know....

[Bro DZ]

never take any red colored drinks from her
I've heard some nasty stuff from some enlisted peoples I know that are stationed in louisiana. Some kinda love potion made with monthly bloody discharges =o( thats a sickening thing to make someone ingest *barf*

[GHoSToKeR]

Dont eat lard??!?!? **pauses, inches away from takin another bite off his lard sandwich** why not!?!?!?!?

Oh, and, naw shes not hot.. well, she used to be, when i was younger i used to fancy her so bad, lol, but now shes tried to go all freaky and goth, and failed miserably, so she just looks like an idiot. i guess, underneath all those layers of black and dog excrement, theres still a hot girl somewhere waitin to get it... *sigh*

so, yeah, whats wrong with lard?......

[RESiNATE]

Cuh, haven't you seen the posters, dude - the lard ciggies?
Shit man, you were like, eating a lard sandwich

Maybe it's not too late for you......

...maybe....if I could just figure out the formula.....


..*snaps fingers*....

Ok, here's what ya gotta do, Ghost.
Take a tall glass and fill it half with warm water. Add a teaspoon of washing up liquid.
Stir well.
Leave to settle for a few moments, then add two teaspoons of salt.
Fill the glass to the top with warm water again, and down it in one.

It's the only way, dude.
The washing up liquid will separate the lard compound, and the salt will make you barf your ring up...cured.

Remember: Lard may contain traces of fat.

[smokey]

yea sounds to me like a straightjacket would do her some good oh n not forgettin being locked in a padded room being fed mind altering drugs for a good few years like 40

[Imotep]

god this chick just gets hotter and hotter.
padded room mmm...

[GHoSToKeR]

Take a tall glass and fill it half with warm water. Add a teaspoon of washing up liquid.
Stir well.
Leave to settle for a few moments, then add two teaspoons of salt.
Fill the glass to the top with warm water again, and down it in one.

ummmmmmmm thanks, but i think i'll take my chances with the lard, evil though it may be

remember that episode of 'Have I Got News For You' when one of the guests didnt show up, so they put a block of lard in his place? LOL ahhh those were the days, when TV wasnt shallow and repetative, but slightly shallow, and mostly repetative.. *sigh* i miss that

wahaha

[apsinthion]

Yeah I remember that one.

And tv was better back then even though it was mostly repeats of old comedy's

Good comedy's though.

[GHoSToKeR]

yeeeeaaaa!! Red Dwarf, Britass Empire, Men Behaving Badly, Blackadder!! the list goes on..

In the words of Blackadder, "Thats the worst idea since a giraffe put on a pair of dark sunglasses and tried to get into a 'Pola Bear Only' Night Club"

[apsinthion]

I'd rather spend all day in no mans land on a step ladder smoking endless cigerettes through a luminous balaclava.

[RESiNATE]

Yes, lol, it was supposed to be John Prescott, wasnt it? So they put a block of lard on the table lol...
I think JP was a little upset about it...but hey, so what! Bwhahahaha

I do like Have I Got News For You, and I've got the DVD thingy - which has the show that was presented by Boris Johnson (that guy is sooo funny - and acts like a complete stoner lmaoo), Bruce Forsythe (lol funny), and William Hague (which was surprisingly hilarious) - I well recommend buying it!

Just noticed your 'tag-line', Aspinthion lol...true true - poor Ghostoker, he sounds like he's hooked already:

thanks, but i think i'll take my chances with the lard

See how he deftly changes the subject into talking about telly?
Hmmm, I sense 'denial' creeping in

PS-how do I put an image up?