This girl i know....

[zarathustra]

It doesn't seem that odd, considering that my religion is based on a mixture of legends from The Dark Crystal and Tron. The users will save us one day, and they will destroy the Skeksis! Man, I need a life....

zarathustra Reviewed by zarathustra on 10-11-2004. This girl i know.... ...thinks shes a witch! like, seriously.. shes always talking about her "powers" which include: premonitions (she claimed to have seen the two towers go down in her dreams before they did, etc), being able to summon dragons (though when people say 'go on, do it now!' she says that the time isnt right), and being able to be in two places at once (though she claims she cant do it at will)... the funny thing is, shes not joking! she actually believes, or claims to believe, that she can do all Rating: 5

[Bro DZ]

Hahahahaha!!

twisted little freaks LoL you guys ever read about those supposed cult killings down in Los Angeles like 10 years ago? Turned out to be a pitbull that mauled two people to death but some freakin nuts claimed they summoned a demon to off their neighbors LoL

I think they got like 6 months of community service each for lying to the police, cause it was the neighbors own dog that killed em cause he was a viscious, inbred, unbalanced fighting pit. crazy people LoL

like Imotep

[Euphoric]

lard is made of people! people!!!

[Ammie]

i think she just needs a good mental hospital

[apsinthion]

Ghost if she ever offers you lard in any way shape or form don't hesitate to call the police!!!!!

I'v heard so many bad story's lately about witch's getting young men like yourself hopelessly hooked on lard/dripping and using them as slaves to they're own evil end's.

Be carefull!!!

[sawleaf]

Maybe she has some cool witch sexual powers! Why do witches always have lame powers. I want to meet a witch that can do some freaky shit in bed! I'll even let her wear her witch hat!

[apsinthion]

And why are witch's always so friggin ugly?

You'd think that with all the crazy thing's they mix up in they're cauldren they'd be able to knock up some shampoo and wart remover!

[Euphoric]

this link confronts the issue of unhygenic bitc..er..witches in a really straightforward way. a must read for any would be bi..er..witch fuc..er..ducker.

http://www.geocities.com/malevolent_shoe/

[Button Basher]

Is she good looking. I quite like the sexy witch appearance !

[dog420]

Maybe she has some cool witch sexual powers! Why do witches always have lame powers. I want to meet a witch that can do some freaky shit in bed! I'll even let her wear her witch hat!

Lmao nice one sawleaf

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