I guess it's time for me to rant, people who don't know smoker's etiquette are fine, especially when they are new, it's the ones who aren't willing to learn that piss me off.

Do not rag on my bud. I fucking kick out anybody that does this. The lowest-quality herb I get is Trainwreck, SO IT IS FUCKING FINE.

People that fuck up rotation. Pass to the left, people, it's simple.

Coughing is fine, it's the people that cough back into the bong that deserve to have a water hose shoved up their ass, then have the water turned on high.

People who claim to smoke all the time, but cannot grasp the concept of cornering when they get greens.

People who get anxiety attacks when they get high. Why the hell did you smoke in the first place? Dipshit.

Women who try to take advantage of me when I'm stoned (not in the good way) I've had a girl just straight up ask me for money so she could go shopping. What? Fuck off, gold digger.

People who think they are cool and blow smoke into somebody else's face. I'm all for smoke tricks, but that is just rude and makes you look like a dick.

Well that wasn't too bad, I haven't smoked in 2 weeks, trying to raise my tolerance...