smoking pet peeves

[420_24/7]

My friend is the worst stoner ever, he always gets the joints and shit wet, he never has weed so im always smokin him out, he never rolls the joints or packs the bowls, he always holds onto his lighter, and he like wacks me when we're high and it brings me down, but i still smoke with him all the time cuz all m other stoner friends can never hang out and i dont really care that much

[EmericanStoner420]

one kid i know used to get me high and then tell em i owed him 10 bucks for it hahahahaha, like he though id pay him for it, i smoked him up, when i get somebody high i dont expect them to pay me for it and i especially wouldnt tell them they owed me money

a couple people i used to smoke at my house with would just get up and get whatever they wanted, food, drink etc, they didnt ask and then alot of times theyd even make somethin likie put frys in the deep fryer and just disrespectful shit like that


and when people fuck up the rotation, its not that hard to pass it in a circle

[EmericanStoner420]

oh and the thing i hate the most i when your smokin with somebody and they laugh when takina hit and end up blowin the weed all over the place or if it was with a bong theyd get water all in the bowl piece and shit, i think that pisses me off the most

[KayaKanadian]

I hate when people get the munchies and the pasties then eat with their mouth open. And your trying to watch tv and all you can hear is MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH SMACK MUNCH. You can tell it pisses me off. Also how people can be defined as a person for smoking weed even when people dont know the person.

[stonerman07]

worste thing ever is when someone cant fucking chill. all the people i been smokin out lately fuck with everything. they fiddle with the remote or constantly touch stuff and keep saying stupid stuff. i just like to sit quiet and enjoy something, not listen to how high they say they are.
oh, and this one time i made a bong with a socket bowl, and this noob i was with used a plastic cap for his bowl and i told him it was bad and he bitched me out for being a know it all, then the next day he smoked through it and passed out from plastic inhalation and his mom found him with the bong.

[stonerman07]

My friend is the worst stoner ever, he always gets the joints and shit wet, he never has weed so im always smokin him out, he never rolls the joints or packs the bowls, he always holds onto his lighter, and he like wacks me when we're high and it brings me down, but i still smoke with him all the time cuz all m other stoner friends can never hang out and i dont really care that much

i hate people like that. this one time we smoked a bowl and the kid i was with was throwing a medicine ball at my head. and the other kid hisses and pinches me. fucking freak assholes.

[slipknotpsycho]

in big circles holding on to the joint..
telling long stories while holding a joint (if you got time to talk pass that fucknig shit)
stingy bastards
general idiots (those people who will not shut the fuck up for nothing, they get these 'momments of clarity' only they new to smoking or light weight so everything htey're saying is just compeltely retarded)

[Jbuds88]

I hate it when after you smoke out a friend they return the favor but they are all bitchy about it and like throw it in your face that they are smoking you up when you did the same thing without being stingy.

I know that seems strange but it happens to me on more than one occasion

[slipknotpsycho]

i HATE when people wet the end of the joint/blunt.....or someone decides their going to roll up and they suck at rolling

hey man, that's nothing really to be mad at... i mean if it's just like you and a friend chillin... how they ever gonna learn? i mean rolling when you HAVE to, and rolling practice j's is much diffrent believe me i know....

maybe it's just me but i give 'em their chance, if it sucks, oh well, i can just break it down and roll it again (again notice i said just you and a friend chillin lol... all this goes out the window when a whole circle is waiting for the next round)

as for wetting it... yeah, i forgot that... WIPE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIPS AND STOP STICKING HALF THE J IN YOUR MOUTH!

my god... it's not that hard... you know if you're one of those (Which i am) that salivate extra while smoking a j.... it's not that hard to wipe your damn lips after each hit!

but sticking half i tin your mouth gets me more then someone who just has extra spit...

[fackfackfack]

i hate, absolutely hate, when theres a group of people, half stoned, half not, and the people that aren't are treating you like you're mentally challenged. "DUDE HE'S SO HIGH HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW... DUDE WHAT'S 1+1???? HAHAH HE'S FUCKING STUPID" to that, when blazed out of my mind I usually reply with something "..Your about as smart as my sisters pet hampster, you shithead." or something like that.

pissin me off.