smoking pet peeves

[yoyoman1020]

"hey man wanna smoke your weed?"

god i hate that. if i wanted to smoke my weed, i would, and i might or might not invite you!

[Evilpig]

i hate it when you let someone take a hit and they just roast the whole bowl and they try to take the biggest hit possible and dont think about others and cornering it especially with bongs

Dude this happened to me today... made me mad...

I also hate when people fuck up the rotation in a circle too.

[couch-potato]

I guess it's time for me to rant, people who don't know smoker's etiquette are fine, especially when they are new, it's the ones who aren't willing to learn that piss me off.

Do not rag on my bud. I fucking kick out anybody that does this. The lowest-quality herb I get is Trainwreck, SO IT IS FUCKING FINE.

People that fuck up rotation. Pass to the left, people, it's simple.

Coughing is fine, it's the people that cough back into the bong that deserve to have a water hose shoved up their ass, then have the water turned on high.

People who claim to smoke all the time, but cannot grasp the concept of cornering when they get greens.

People who get anxiety attacks when they get high. Why the hell did you smoke in the first place? Dipshit.

Women who try to take advantage of me when I'm stoned (not in the good way) I've had a girl just straight up ask me for money so she could go shopping. What? Fuck off, gold digger.

People who think they are cool and blow smoke into somebody else's face. I'm all for smoke tricks, but that is just rude and makes you look like a dick.

Well that wasn't too bad, I haven't smoked in 2 weeks, trying to raise my tolerance...

[BigHyphyD]

When people make out with the fucking swisher when they are rolling the blunts....


yuck.

[Shrapnel]

When people don't inhale their smoke. I knew this kid that would always puff out his cheecks when he would smoke, and when we told him to inhale he'd just move his head back literally. If you are a beginner and don't know how to properly inhale, and you're willing to learn, then I might help you out, but if you deny it and yell at me for not knowing how to properly smoke then don't smoke with me anymore. It just wastes another hit that I can have. I also hate leeches, where you can't take out a sack or anything without it being jumped on especially when they have nothing to offer and don't appreciate shit.

[napolitana869]

i dont like it when people get chapstick or lip gloss all over the pipe or bong or what ever youre smoking out of. i've almost always smoked with guys and they drilled it into me that its not ok to put that stuff on right before youre going to smoke. i also hate it when people just hold it and talk after their hit. its like come on now how hard is it to pass that shit.

[cole]

I HATE it when people don't pass the lighter along with the pipe, and they keep onto it beacuse it's theirs.

i HATE when people dont have there own lighter cause i have to ask for mine back, you came to smoke, bring a lighter :twocents:


i hate when people ask how to smoke out of a pipe with a carb or a bong and pass it off as "its been a while" when in reality they have never used one

when people cough and then appoligise for it.

when people get the end of a joint wet

dont return the favor, ect ect my list goes on and on

[herbollah]

i hate when my girlfriend rolls a joint. she uses one of those rolling mat things , and the joint ends up too tight. it's like trying to suck a golf ball through a straw. either that or one side of the joint burns faster than the other. god ,that makes me MAAAAADD

[Zoosh]

I don't like when people get the joint all soggy.

haha yeah i hate that escpecially on blunts because its starts to get real nasty.
Other than that no peeves. I always share my weed with friends, i dont ask them to pay me back and i dont expect them too, if they do sweet.
Howver people hogging whatever we passing around is annoying.
I do enjoy smokin alone.

[Bubbleman]

I hate when people break the smoking circle.
When people get the joint wet.
When people act like they smoke alot and dont inhale.
I hate when people take my lighters!
The list goes on, but im too tired to go on.