"We used to live in a hole in the road. We had to wake up, half an hour before we went to bed. Lick road clean wi' us tongues. Had a cup of cold gravel in the morning for breakfast. Work 38hrs a day down t' pit. Pay foreman for the priveledge. And when we got home, our parents used to stab us to death, and dance on our graves - singing 'hallejula!'. And you try to tell kids today, they won't believe you!"

lol