I'm bored

[Euphoric]

NO legs NO joint I can't even get stoned or run away when the happy old person starts splashing me with TCP and showering me with worthers original's

hahahaha you can crawl into the weed farm, obviously. once there you can probably stop the massive bleeding by stuffing a bunch of weed into the wounds. there is hope!
goodnite guys i am going to sleep now! dont fly any kites without me

[RESiNATE]

"Well, Toto, I guess we're not in Kansas anymore", said Dorothy.
"Aint you the fuckin' brain-box," barked Toto.

"And look at all these people who dress up like that guy on 'Jackass'!"

[apsinthion]

Nighty night euphoric!

[apsinthion]

That was an umpalumpa wrong film mate

[RESiNATE]

Oh yeah...lol..you're right duh!

lol

"We represent the Lolipop guild, the lolipop guild,
and as members of the lolipop guild, we'd like to welcome you to Munchin Land."

The Oompalumpas were dark and nasty creatures...

[Ammie]

row row row ur boat gentally down the stream

[GHoSToKeR]

LIKE THE OOMPA, LUMPA, DOOMPADEE DO!!!

shnosberry? who ever heard of a shnosberry?



'I see', said the blind man.. who was blindfolded.. in a room.. with no windows... and his eyes shut.. with sunglasses on.. which were painted black.. and made of wood.. in a room painted black.. underground... in the sea... riding backwards on a horse.. a blind horse.. a blind horse with his eyes shut... and the light turned off

[RESiNATE]

Square sweets, that look round...

[RESiNATE]

There is a prog on telly at the mo...they bitchin up Victoria Beckham...sheesh, people got nothingbetter to do than bitch about other people!

Geez, she aint hurting no one, leave the poor cow alone, init.

So what if she wants major plastic surgery...I'd prolly have it too, if I couild afford it.

But I would've had bigger tits mwhahahahaha

[GHoSToKeR]

ya res, im watchin that at the moment too.. fuck knows why, its so shallow and meaningless, but to some people this kinda stuff is like their whole life.. i mean, they were sayin how at one point victoria beckham was an A++ List celebraty.. A++ List? who even decides whos A list, A+ list, etc ? lol someone probably gets paid to decide which List each celebraty is in.. or maybe theres this magic hat, and celebraties have to put it on when they first become famous, and it reads their mind and sorts them into A list, B list, Hufflepuff or Slytherin