I'm bored

[apsinthion]

Indeed

Weeeeeeee're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whizz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz, is one because..... I can't remember...

Why was the Wirard of Oz a whizz of a wiz?

because because becausessssss because of the wonderfull thing's he does la la la la la la la.

The wizard of oz was a wizz with whizz

[RESiNATE]

lmfaooo.. Ihad to read that a few times, Euphoric... I thought that you had posted in the wrong forum, for a minute!

But it's ok now, I get where yuou're coming from..duh! init lol

Yes, brush yer teeth, cos you never know - you might get run over by a bus!

[Euphoric]

ok.

[RESiNATE]

Ahh yes, it was because!

Hmm...seems like there is an opportunity to defend myself with my kids, when I say "..because" to their awkward questions... I could use it as a case defense.

And, yup - I guess he'd have to be on whizz.
I mean, a horse of a different colour? How would you know which horse was yours?
"Yes, mine's the red one...no, red....well, it was red when I brought it in here!...what do you mean, you 'don'y know how it happened'....when I bring my red fucking horse in here, I do not expect to collect a blue one!......right, I want your insurance details!"

[Euphoric]

hahahahahaha

[RESiNATE]

And, did the Wicked Witch of the East ever wash?

[RESiNATE]

And flying monkeys!!

They used to be children, but they got hooked on Lard, and became flying grease monkeys

[apsinthion]

NO legs NO joint I can't even get stoned or run away when the happy old person starts splashing me with TCP and showering me with worthers original's

[Euphoric]

i dont think wicked witches wash. hence the wickedness. now you see the value of a good education!

[apsinthion]

What did you think the witch was cooking in the cauldren LARD!!

And because it was alway full of lard she never had anything to wash her clothes in...