I'm bored

[apsinthion]

and no I'm not having a wank!!!!!!!!

[RESiNATE]

ouch

I fell over lol
It was funny though.

It reminds me of the time that my youngest son (he's 4yrs) had his first 'dead-leg'...hahaha how funny was that!
Of course, he had never had one before, and so didn't know what to expect...hehehe..bless him...he was like, "Dad...lol...I can't work my leg...lol"

FAF

Yeeeeesssss.....wheelchairs are the way to go, I think. Ooooh...no more walking...cool.
But what about stairs dude, and, it would take, like, forever to get anywhere...

Unles you tweaked the motor!...Now, THERE's an idea!!!

Turbo-Trolley!!

Watch in amazement, as the old folk whizz past you at high speed. See how all the loose skin is pushed back by the G-force lol
And if they stopped suddenly, their skin would shoot forward, then come back and slap them in the face mwhahahaha

And if they went fast enough, their skin would peel completely from their faces
lol...and their skin would hang against their backs, like a hood...lol
They could pull it back over their heads if it rains though...

lol

[Euphoric]

we're not judging you aps. however i am going to take this time to suggest consueling...do it for the children

[Euphoric]

roflmao thats some great ideas about the speeding undead reinstate. reap the twisted fruits of being bored

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lol@Aspinthion

I know what you mean...I am 6' 4", and have to do the same lmao
I look like some contorted, contortionist, sat here...crossing the legs is a necessary evil

...either that, or I'd have to build aa custom desk...like, half way up the wall, with a tall chair...
bah@average sized folk...lol

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Yep, fun with old folk...it's gotta be done.

Always talk to old folk as if YOU are deaf lol
And if an old person messes up your day, ie, they want to pay for their shopping with mag vouchers, or string, and all you want is half ounce of baccy, just mutter under your breath "Cuh, the older generation ...they just don't know they were born!"

lol

Personally, I can't wait til I'm old enough to go to the barbers and ask for a purple rinse!

And buy hairnets.

And suck my food.

[apsinthion]

Yeh damn them! They'll never know what it's like to walk into a door frame gah!

And euphoric I'v taken your advice and have seen a big shrink lol.

[apsinthion]

And win 1000's on lottery scratch cards.

And block up the ilse's at asda.

[Euphoric]

lol talk to the old people like you're deaf. thats a funny one. my only hope is that they don't attempt to destroy me with their superior muscleage as i have spent one too many days typing about wheelchairs online while they were fighting WW1 eating nazis

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And watch 'Highway', with that 'lovely Harry Secombe, oh yes dear...what?"

lol

IT'S JOKE TIME!!!! YAY!!!

Three old ladies, sat on a park bench:
Lady#1: "Oooh, isn't it windy today!"
Lady#2: "No dear, I think it's thursday."
Lady#3: "Yes, so am I...let's get a nice cup of tea, eh?"

lol