GET A WINDOW SEAT theyrebeautiful. learn how people mapped out our cities and rural areas. window seats are the best and when youve just eaten a fire cracker you bring "getting high" to a new level. and you dont have to look or talk to your dad well your stoned off your ass just tell him im lookin out the window.

and take some eye drops.. i was really high but my friend was tellin me about his trip to tenesee and he either said that weed brownies made his eyes beat red or it was shrooms. one or the other he said so just to be on the safe side i suppose. they arent metal so you'll be fine storin them in your pocket.

honestly i'd do taht with the cracker too. eat it in the bathroom a half hour before you leave for the flight.

i have never ever seen a dog sitting at the metal detectors in airports. not once, and i've flown more times than i can remember, from many differnet airports. i don't know if you guys have or if you just talk about drug dogs like they're there when you don't really KNOW if they are or not.

i think you'll be fine with the cracker in a ziplock bag... along with some eye drops in the other pocket. even put the cracker in your carry on, make like 4 more normal ones, say its a snack, and even tell your dad in advance.


mind you these are all high ideas but im pretty sure youll be fine with what i said