Can I just say, first of all, I love America, the culture, the country and the people, but there are times (and this is one of those times) when I thank God I don't have to go through what you guys have to, in order to get a job.

The thought of having to buy (and learn how to use) a fake 'dong' would, well and truly, give me the 'willies' lol.

Over here, (the UK) the only thing you've got to worry about is the BS you've put in your CV/Resume being found out!

I swear to you, I really was the fourth man to walk on the moon!