weed has magic powers

[opiuser]

you know that it is absolutely 100% IMPOSSIBLE! to get high off of eating unheated plant right?

It's impossible, it's never happened before, it never will happen, and your friend was faking it. I gaurantee you it was a placebo effect. You have to heat marijuana to 180 degrees to activate the cannabinoids.

your friend is a moron.

dude... do some research before u spout ur bullshit... U dont have to heat the cannabinoids to activate them, heating just makes them volatile and easily movable thru air...

you can get high off eating raw cannabis, its just diminished unless u dissolve the cannabinoids into fats or oils, which requires heat....

it has nothing to do with activating the cannabinoids.

[JDiz]

one time, I stared at some weed I had and my eyes absorbed the cannabinoids, then they shot out of my head and went and found osama bin laden in afghanistan but when they came back they were so high that they forgot where he was, so they told me they were hungry and i thought, "what do eyes eat?" So i loaded up some pictures of jenna jameson and they feasted on that for a while. Then they went to sleep and woke up and we all had a fine laugh. So, ya you can get high just by staring at your stash, i guess is the moral of this fable.

[LiveHigh]

well lets see, hot makes up for 5$, showing tits makes up for another 7$, lets see so she owes you 58$ tell her she owes you a fuck and 8$. Nah make that 3 fucks.

Or, just have her supply some weed, smoke yourselves stupid, and then fuck her.

[deftdrummer]

so the moral of the story is that it would have been cool to eat the pot and lose $70 cause she was hot, and also because she was fun to be around. Sounds like a perfect scenario but in reality, she was a dumb broad like they all are.

So in effect, she made you look like a jack ass for not saying anything about losing $70 and also for tricking you into thinking she was a genuinely cool person after she got high when she was not. Chances are, if she didn't think weed was cool in the first place...she probably isn't a very cool person to be around period.

So anyways, not trying to be a dick, but your story is kind of funny. BTW the guy above me is right on. Get your nut..she got your weed

[Zoosh]

(because the pros play in the dark)

HAHA that made me laugh.
Awesome story dude.