Go to store.
Ask clerk for lighter.
Remove change from pocket.
Remove lint from change before giving to clerk.
Take lighter.

The end.

...I wonder what 'dubya' would do in this situation?
Big Calhoun Reviewed by Big Calhoun on . this sucks Dudes, im getting an 1/8th today and i dont have a lighter:mad: mine flew out of a truck window and all my other ones are dead i need to search my house or something.. Rating: 5