I'm an omnivore, which is how we were designed. Meat's good, veggies are good. And hey, plants breathe co2 and exhale oxygen, so all these vegans eating all those veggies are depriving everyone of that oxygen! On the other hand, animals breathe oxygen like we do, so every animal I eat means more oxygen for the rest of us animals!

Every time I take a mouth-wateringly tender bite of filet mignon, I'm just thinking of the good of all mankind. Really!