I feel the "stoned AS fucked"

Im fucked off me tits too... My legs are fucking flaling lol

If i wasnt me i'd be a swan, im big and i can fly. Also i live for a while. Downside is i'd have hooligans trying to cut my head off. And id be the queens.... i'd kill her. And steal peoples money, and hang around shops shouting to myself as though i was an escaped lunatic of some sort of medication but, hey, no one knows whats wrong with my fucked little brain. Some say its the weed, well i say fuck right off and burn in hell. I love weed and weed loves me, infact i proposed and she said YEAH... Mary jane said YEAH.. woo hooo... im getting married to weed, i cant wait... i bet you can guess how fucked i'll be on the fucking honeymoon. So who else is stoned?

Well, recently i was dropping a mate off at his house in south London, and i was in ilford, so was he. So, i took my car [Mondeo] and we went the usual way, quite funny really. So, we went past the dome on thje way back... aint seen it for ages, but we'll come back to that later.

On the way there this fucking nutcase, you know the type... woah, dont ge tme started on them wank stains,., seriously.

Anyway, this Nob jockey cut me up, and then stopped... if you ask me he did it on purpose just so i'd knock him. anyway, i did knock him cos he was a fuck tard, so he got outta his car, looking all hard, giving it all that... bloody bullshitter, cos as soon as me and my mate got out he got back in and drove off... bloody wanker. Anyway, my cars ok so it doesnt matter.

So, on the way back we went past the London Dome, aint seen it for ages, well, its still shit, and its still a waste of tax payers money.... But fuck it.

On the way back i saw a fucking fine girl, but she liked my car more than me

Well, fuck her.

I have so much to offer.

As i pulled into Cranbrook Rise [Anyone in Ilford should know it, near Edmunds, i started mucking around, flinging the car from side to side, and the car infront pulled over cos he thought i'd lost it.

ROFL

Who else is fucked cos i'd like to hear what happened to you all at the week end.

Smoke weed, get fucked, and end up havnt oral sex with an inflatable doll...

Im a great roll model

Get me my beer and i'll drive off in a stolen Rover

Oh yeah baby...



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