and yes, mexican music is the shit to listen to drunk. every time i get drunk I can speak spanish much better than normal for some reason. When i got put in the drunk tank, they put "hispanic" on my paperwork, because I was speaking to everyone in spanish, even though I look very white. At least that's what they told me when I got out the next morning.

Have you ever been to a party thrown by a bunch of mexicans? it's awesome, food everywhere, drinks, everyone dancing. I just can't figure out if they're ordering me to drink more or not. They just hand me a beer and say, "you drink." I can't tell if it's a question or a command. At least the mexicans I know anyway. Viva mexicans!

am I rambling yet? I'll just stop now...