Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!
Big Calhoun Reviewed by Big Calhoun on . goverment i heard this site is owned by some goverment people is this true? Rating: 5