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    goverment

    i heard this site is owned by some goverment people is this true?
    newbieb Reviewed by newbieb on . goverment i heard this site is owned by some goverment people is this true? Rating: 5
    everything i say or have said is complete bullshit
    i just had to admit it and everything i say is all a joke on every site im registerd to everything period.

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    goverment

    Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

    If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

    On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

    Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

    Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!

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    goverment

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
    Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

    If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

    On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

    Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

    Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!
    Exactly! Well said my. Couldnt have said it better myself

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    goverment

    Yep, that's about right. Everyone here is a narc. But serriously, think about it, it's the internet. Even if the site was owned by Chong, don't put something on the internet you don't want the man to see. If you follow this guidline, then you'll be fine.
    [align=center]I was gone for a while and now I\'m back. :jointsmile: [/align]

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    goverment

    If it was, it would explain a lot.
    Happiness only real when shared

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    #6
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    goverment

    Cal knows what he's talking about. We're all in big trouble with the fed, state and local LEOs, as well as the judicial and executive branches of government, too.

    Be very afraid.
    [SIZE=\"4\"]\"That best portion of a good man\'s life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.\"[/SIZE]
    [align=center]William Wordsworth, English poet (1770 - 1850)[/align]

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    goverment

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
    Yes, where the hell have you been? Didn't you get the e-mail?

    If you're still posting on this site, it is presumed you have be contacted by 'the man' and are now 'a stool pigeon'. Let me brief you on the mission. Gawd...you didn't get the memo...

    On the 5th night of the 13th month, the gray moon will turn purple and the salamander will rise from the earth. This is your sign and you must pay great attention to it...failure will not be tolerated and will be met with the SEVERE corporal punishment of being slapped with spaghetti no 10, strangled with linguine, and blinded by rigatoni to the eyes!

    Upon recognition of the sign, you are to report to your designated area. Looking at my list, I think you're assigned to 1600 Pensylvania Ave in Washington, DC. IM me for directions... Anywho, when you see 'the sign' you will report to your area and promptly strip naked. You will then sing the National Anthem while standing on your left foot, and holding your right foot with your left arm. When you're done singing, you'll assume the position and start 'the cabbage patch'. Pay no attention to the men with the big guns, we are all part of the same team.

    Make sure nothing I've just told you gets repeated. There's alot of newbs lurking about and we don't know if we can trust them. Carry on, soldier!
    :thumbsup:!

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    #8
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    goverment

    Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
    Cal knows what he's talking about. We're all in big trouble with the fed, state and local LEOs, as well as the judicial and executive branches of government, too.

    Be very afraid.
    Oh yea for sure, I heard that da haze meister really didn't get banned. It's just a cover up. He's really being hung by his toes over a vat of acid in guantanamo bay
    [align=center]I was gone for a while and now I\'m back. :jointsmile: [/align]

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    #9
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    goverment

    Quote Originally Posted by benagain
    Oh yea for sure, I heard that da haze meister really didn't get banned. It's just a cover up. He's really being hung by his toes over a vat of acid in guantanamo bay
    Hmmm, and wasn't that after he questioned the new governmental association to the site? Makes you wonder...

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    #10
    Senior Member

    goverment

    I'm telling you, big brother is indeed watching indeed. I think they have a contest going at the NSA. Whoever busts the most pot-heads on the internet gets a coupon to Outback Steakhouse, and a key to the good bathroom.
    [align=center]I was gone for a while and now I\'m back. :jointsmile: [/align]

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