crazy night

[dankman]

last night me and my buddy were chillen smokin a blunt then we started doin bong rips and i got the idea to put a wrappin paper tube into my bong and it fit perfectly so it was like ripping a 3 1/2 footer so we were baked and went and got mad grub then we came back to my house and rolled a double wide blunt and smoked it in my car and it got milked out then my phone rang and i was like hello and it was like this is Lt. John Corbell or some shit like that and he asked if i had graduated from highschool but im gonna be a junior so i said no then he was like do u have any future in the army and my buddy goes fuck that shit fuck bush and the guy was like excuse me and i was like actually i think im gonna go to humboldt state university and major ion zoology and he was like oh i dont know about that

it was hilarious

it was quite rediculous i got a good laugh out of it sorry the post is mad long

also i just went to humboldt and got 2 O's for 300 GOD i love humboldt

dankman Reviewed by dankman on 07-31-2006. crazy night last night me and my buddy were chillen smokin a blunt then we started doin bong rips and i got the idea to put a wrappin paper tube into my bong and it fit perfectly so it was like ripping a 3 1/2 footer so we were baked and went and got mad grub then we came back to my house and rolled a double wide blunt and smoked it in my car and it got milked out then my phone rang and i was like hello and it was like this is Lt. John Corbell or some shit like that and he asked if i had graduated from Rating: 5

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

if it were me i woulda been like "hell yeah i do! wait... are you german ss?"

im not really into the whole nazi thing for those of you who are idiots and think im serious

[OptimusPrime]

I hate when those army recruiters call... even after you tell them you have no interest now or in the future of joining the army they still hassel you & ask you why you don't want to join the army. Then after their little schpeel they go "Do you have any friends or know of anybody that we can talk to about joining the army?" like what the fuck, why would I want my friends to join the army if I don't want too.