Quote Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
the question is not if there is a police officer on the boards...the real question is WHO is a police police officer on the boards...
The question is...
can you be still? completely and totally still?

no wait...
the question is "how do they get the caramilk in the caramilk bar?"
and which came first... the chicken? or the egg?
oh and of course:
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? (Warning!: don't try this at home)