I would never laugh at you. Most pee test have a temp. strip on the side. As the colonel mentioned, some test more than just for thc. They can key on items used to alter the test. Also the more costly test can tell if your urine has been leached or diluted past what would normally be discharged from the body.

Drinking massive amounts of water can also be bad for your health. We are not talking being fatal. It can remove trace elements that your body needs. Drinking the supplements you mention can replace those but not all so take vitimans too if you choose to do this. I am not sure of your age but you do not seem too old by your comments. Maybe you could talk to VP, if you think he likes you, and say something like. "Mr. XXXXX, I am so embarrassed to say this but my best friend got married last week and during his bachelor party a joint was passed around. I fear there may be a slight chance my UA may come back positive and I would rather be candid with you upfront than have you think I am drug user and lose the chance of working for you. If we had not already taken so many shots of tequila, I would have never touched it. I am also very ashamed I am even having to tell you this."

Unless he is extremely hardcore anti-drug, he most likely will respect you for being so candid and honest with him. Who knows, he may smoke himself or might have toked up in college and can be fogiving of a single lapse in judgement. On the other hand, if you try to fool the test you could ruin any chance with that company completely.Tailor the statement to fit your situation. If you are around 25...tell him the last time you smoked was when you were a junior in high school. If you are closer to 30 or 35 then tell him last time was your freshman year in college. If dope is only drug you do...then stress how everything else they could test for would be 100% negative.

This part may be harsh but i am sorry if it may offend. If you smoke 15 grams a day then you are past the receational point. If you can not go a few days without it then by your words, yes you are an addict. Being addicted to this wonderful med. is not from the chemicals in it. It is from you having a need to self-medicate for other things in your life. Even Tommy Chong talks about how you should take some time off sometimes. I want to smoke everyday but can't since I am trying hard as an activist in my state to get the laws changed. Anytime I speak in public I say "I think the laws are unjust, but until they change i will honor them, test me if you want...i am clean" I am not saying this is the path for everyone. I just do it to give myself more credibility to a non-user.

Try something for yourself. Set a goal. Maybe like stay smoke free for 10 days. It will be hard, no doubt about that but you can do it. Then after the 10 days have a small party...or treat yourself to something. If you smoke as much as you posted of what you call "high quality" then use the money you saved to buy something really cool. Do people still say cool? If you choose to do this I promise I will try and help you. I am online a lot and will give you my messenger name. We can chat about anything you wish to keep your stead fast on your course. Not trying to get you to quit, do not think that. If you are not of age then read my sig. I will try to convience you to put education first, but it seems that does not apply to you. I will check back on your thread to see how things are going. I wish you the best of luck.