Welp, I have been clean for 3 days now and I drank a shit ton of water today, as you know, to see if i could use the dilution technique. I bought some drug tests and failed miserably. I am going to use my brothers clean urine taped to the tounge of my shoe. This should keep it fairly warm and I will have a heater in my other shoe just in case. My only fear is if they make my strip down for the physical then send me into an adjacent bathroom without my clothes/shoes. Please wish me luck folks.

PS-- I am interviewing WITH the postion of VP, not for VP! Heheee...I WISH! But hopefully a few years down the road that will be me.

ANY OTHER TIPS FOR SNEAKING A SACK OF URINE IN THE DR'S OFFICE?