Welp, I have been clean for 3 days now and I drank a shit ton of water today, as you know, to see if i could use the dilution technique. I bought some drug tests and failed miserably. I am going to use my brothers clean urine taped to the tounge of my shoe. This should keep it fairly warm and I will have a heater in my other shoe just in case. My only fear is if they make my strip down for the physical then send me into an adjacent bathroom without my clothes/shoes. Please wish me luck folks.

PS-- I am interviewing WITH the postion of VP, not for VP! Heheee...I WISH! But hopefully a few years down the road that will be me.

ANY OTHER TIPS FOR SNEAKING A SACK OF URINE IN THE DR'S OFFICE?
bossman Reviewed by bossman on . NEED HELP -- UPCOMING PHYSICAL I have completed 3 interviews for a great company and tommorow I will interview with the VP. IF all goes well I should be offered a job, a GOOD JOB. The problem is I am a big f'in pothead. I just realized the gravity of the situation before me when someone told me I may not be able to use my whizzinator since they are giving me a physical. I plan on using the dilution method, however I don't know when the physical will be. I hope it is not tommorow, after the interview, but I don't know. Rating: 5