I know your pain.

One time I had the scheme of walking dogs for money. Except I wouldn't really walk them, I'd let them pull me on my skateboard while i just stood there. It was awesome, they get their walk, I don't do shit, and I get paid for it. So I was doing this with MYYY dog and were going down this big ass hill. He was running pretty hard (hes a Weimeraner, not a small dog) and I was starting to get speed-wobble (when your board shakes cause its going too fast and your trucks are too loose/you're losing control of the board) and the dog decides hes done. He stops dead and I go flying off onto the pavement. yeahhhhhh that hurt.

Right Side Injuries: 3 bloody knuckles, cut up palm, stiches on my elbow, right side of my face was SO cut up...cuts above my eye, the bridge of my nose and my chin, my right nipple was all scraped up (that SUCKED), and my right hip hurt SO bad.

Left Side Injuries: scraped palm hahaha

(I'm goofy if you couldn't guess)