Last bicycle accident I had was pretty funny. There was a huge hill near my house, and I'd get roaring down it to give me enough momentum to make it up the other side without killing myself. Well, I pushed hard going down the hill and actually passed a cop car. I turned around to wave at him as I went past and right at that moment my front tire hit a rock and I was thrown off, at almost 40 mph. Luckily I landed on the grass on the side, but even so, I was pretty fucked up, blood and pus and goo all over my arms.

The cop stopped, got out, came over, asked me if I was okay. I was pretty shaky and my arms and hands were bleeding, but nothing was broken so I said yeah, I'm okay. The cop says, "Good, because I'm giving you a ticket for speeding." I didn't even know you COULD get a ticket for speeding on a bike, but yes, you can. It wasn't an expensive one, like $65, but still, pretty funny. My foster parents even laughed when I told them I got a speeding ticket for passing a cop...on my bike!