OUCH

[BizzleLuvin]

i fell off my bike and hurt my shoulder, knee and big toe. owie it stings. somebody kiss it please!

BizzleLuvin Reviewed by BizzleLuvin on 07-29-2006. OUCH i fell off my bike and hurt my shoulder, knee and big toe. owie it stings. somebody kiss it please!:( Rating: 5

[thcbongman]

Ow must hurt. I offer my massage, your shoulder will feel better in no time.

I once tried to run a guy over with my bike, but I ended up going 16ft off a ledge into a creek. The first thing I did before I screamed in pain was take the ounce out of my pocket and threw it somewhere because I knew I had to go to the hospital.

[thcbongman]

Man that sounds too painful for words.

[cuziwashigh420]

Aww i'll kiss it for you

[LIP]

I'll kiss it sweetheart. I aint seen you on for ages,. Good to have ya back

[jamstigator]

Last bicycle accident I had was pretty funny. There was a huge hill near my house, and I'd get roaring down it to give me enough momentum to make it up the other side without killing myself. Well, I pushed hard going down the hill and actually passed a cop car. I turned around to wave at him as I went past and right at that moment my front tire hit a rock and I was thrown off, at almost 40 mph. Luckily I landed on the grass on the side, but even so, I was pretty fucked up, blood and pus and goo all over my arms.

The cop stopped, got out, came over, asked me if I was okay. I was pretty shaky and my arms and hands were bleeding, but nothing was broken so I said yeah, I'm okay. The cop says, "Good, because I'm giving you a ticket for speeding." I didn't even know you COULD get a ticket for speeding on a bike, but yes, you can. It wasn't an expensive one, like $65, but still, pretty funny. My foster parents even laughed when I told them I got a speeding ticket for passing a cop...on my bike!

[Nonsmoker420s Wife]

*blows kisses*

[Bong30]

Bizzle i would fix up up good............. i hope you feel better

You don't know pain until you've stepped on a rusty nail.

Dude i jumped down a ladder (while we were stealing wood for a ramp) and i landed on a nail.. it went into my heal, and i coulndt get it out.... so my friend had to grab the 2x4 and twist it out of my shoe and heel......while cops were coming


still not even close to the worst pain...............i have felt

[LIP]

Belive me, try dislocating your shoulder, completly popping it back in yourself and carrying on playing a rugby game... I was 15 when that happened, and i wish i had the sense to stop.

That is pain.

[wordddddd]

I know your pain.

One time I had the scheme of walking dogs for money. Except I wouldn't really walk them, I'd let them pull me on my skateboard while i just stood there. It was awesome, they get their walk, I don't do shit, and I get paid for it. So I was doing this with MYYY dog and were going down this big ass hill. He was running pretty hard (hes a Weimeraner, not a small dog) and I was starting to get speed-wobble (when your board shakes cause its going too fast and your trucks are too loose/you're losing control of the board) and the dog decides hes done. He stops dead and I go flying off onto the pavement. yeahhhhhh that hurt.

Right Side Injuries: 3 bloody knuckles, cut up palm, stiches on my elbow, right side of my face was SO cut up...cuts above my eye, the bridge of my nose and my chin, my right nipple was all scraped up (that SUCKED), and my right hip hurt SO bad.

Left Side Injuries: scraped palm hahaha

(I'm goofy if you couldn't guess)