How do you afford your bud?

[Tom Swierzbinski]

This is kinda messed up, but I get money from my parents, tell them I'm going to my friend's house and going to the pool hall, but really buying weed.

Heh, I used to do that. "Dad, can I have a tenner so I can go to the pub with Ben?" Now, he knows that 'pub' means 'Herb'. They still give me money though, for some strange reason.