You poor sod Samwhore. The other day I was sitting at the PC (around 3am), and the house phone started ringing. I pick it up, and some perv on the other end starts saying 'Ive been watching you through your window for hours now... what are you wearing?'

I just said back 'if youve been watching me for hours, then you know what Im wearing'. Twats.
Tom Swierzbinski Reviewed by Tom Swierzbinski on . Anyone here have any stalkers? Ive been in two relationships where the person was well on the way to becoming a stalker. One was last year - Measha. The name still puts a tingle up my spine. She would ring me up each day, and sit on the phone for hours babbling (as women do). She would want to meet up each day, for the whole day aswell. Her mate, Emma, is engaged to my best mate Ben, and Emma says that Measha still talks about me and is apparantly thinking about 'telling me what she thinks of me'. Christ, get a life. The Rating: 5