Anyone here have any stalkers?

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Ive been in two relationships where the person was well on the way to becoming a stalker. One was last year - Measha. The name still puts a tingle up my spine. She would ring me up each day, and sit on the phone for hours babbling (as women do). She would want to meet up each day, for the whole day aswell. Her mate, Emma, is engaged to my best mate Ben, and Emma says that Measha still talks about me and is apparantly thinking about 'telling me what she thinks of me'. Christ, get a life.

The other one is Emily, who I have broken up with about a month ago. She was the same, ringing all the damn time. And if no-one would answer the house phone, she would try my mobile. If I didnt answer that, she would ring my sisters mobile. If I wasnt with my sister, then she would ring my mums mobile. FOR FUCK SAKE!!! She would even ring me when she got home after seeing eachother for like 8 hours that day. I tried being nice to her, explaining that I needed some space and that I would ring her when Im ready. Two days later, and I get a phone call... guess who from So, I was a complete and utter twat on the phone. I asked her if she had actually listened to what I had said the other day... her reply was a very quiet and feeble "yes". So, I basically screamed at her down the phone to fuck off and leave me alone. My mum was in the other room and she had heard all of this. "That was so uncalled for!" Well, sadly, it was the only way that I could drill that information into her brain. A few days pass... ah, silence. Then a knock at the door. Yep, you guessed it, Emily. She 'just wanted to talk'. Fucking hell, Id made it pretty clear that I wanted her out of my life for good and that I didnt want to talk to her ever again. Just as I was really starting to lose it (which I havent done in a long, long time, and to be honest I was at the point where I couldve just smacked her one, woman or not), my parents came home from shopping. My mum talked to her for about 20 minutes, and when she came in she said that she repeated everything which I wanted (basically for her to feck off, but in a nicer way) and Emily just kept saying 'I only want to talk to him'.

Why the fuck do women never listen? Thankfully, I swing both ways, so I can pick and choose

Tom Swierzbinski Reviewed by Tom Swierzbinski on 07-28-2006. Anyone here have any stalkers? Ive been in two relationships where the person was well on the way to becoming a stalker. One was last year - Measha. The name still puts a tingle up my spine. She would ring me up each day, and sit on the phone for hours babbling (as women do). She would want to meet up each day, for the whole day aswell. Her mate, Emma, is engaged to my best mate Ben, and Emma says that Measha still talks about me and is apparantly thinking about 'telling me what she thinks of me'. Christ, get a life. The Rating: 5

[dopesmoker]

YOU"RE IRRESISTABLE TO THE LADYS!!

[Tom Swierzbinski]

YOU"RE IRRESISTABLE TO THE LADYS!!

Only the clingy ones. Why cant women just ring/meet up once a week and be happy with that?

[cannabis campbell]

She probably loves you, maybe you were a bit harsh on her?

[dopesmoker]

Only the clingy ones. Why cant women just ring/meet up once a week and be happy with that?

Because alot women want to cuddle and talk and all that stuff.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to be with them 24/7. And if a woman loves me and wants to do that, then Im off like a cat with a rocket up its arse.

And I like to cuddle and talk aswell, but I also like to play Hitman.

[Samwhore]

yes, i do, my friend jake has been my "secret admirier" for god knows how long, he's the one who got my CELL number and he calls me randomly and its just like, "umm how'd you get my number" i mean, before he started calling me i didnt know who the fuck he was

[Tom Swierzbinski]

You poor sod Samwhore. The other day I was sitting at the PC (around 3am), and the house phone started ringing. I pick it up, and some perv on the other end starts saying 'Ive been watching you through your window for hours now... what are you wearing?'

I just said back 'if youve been watching me for hours, then you know what Im wearing'. Twats.

[cannabis campbell]

Just tell him to fuck off lol

[lagstronaut]

dude if you took their virginity that's probably the problem with them