Ways to Get Money FAST!

[smok3y]

Fuck it man. Ill just let a couple old dudes butt-fuck me for 250 each.

LOL..

find people who are going to buy it and ask them to front the cash for there bit and if aleast get 70-80% of it ask your guy if he will front you the rest of the weed for a couple dayz.. Worth a try dude..

Or if your that desprit for the weed just ask your parents for a lend, tell them you need it for some thing..

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Send out some phishing e-mails asking for people's personal details. If you are successful, open up some credit cards in those person's name. Max out the credit cards with expensive merchandise, and then sell the merchandise. Voila! A perfect money-laundering scheme (don't tell the Feds I told you that one).

You could also try your hand at 419 scamming. I get these emails all the time from barrister smith williams from Nigeria, who needs my assistance in posing as his next-of-kin..... if you don't know about the 419 scam, it's pretty fucked up the way it works; but the scammer gets their money, and they're very successful. Google it.

Note: This information is to be used for comical purposes only. I don't condone the crimes of money-laundering and confidence scamming. If you do these things, you can go to jail. IF you get caught.

[budsmoker]

Fuck it man. Ill just let a couple old dudes butt-fuck me for 250 each.

fag

[IanCurtisWishlist]

fag

homophobe. if you don't have anything productive to type, maybe you should not type it at all.

[chisme]

PUT AN AD IN THE LOCAL FETISH PAPER FOR the next line, does things no-other dildo's do dildo's for the poofs' (sorry)

then when u get a check and address for the dildo from some gay guy, send him a return check that he has to cash at the bank in the phoney name of your phoney company such as "arse ticklers.com" "manly anal" .....most likely no-one wants their bank manager to know they surf arse ticklers.com and wont ever cash the check.....meaning it stays untouched in your account.

[chisme]

nothng personal against gay guys, all to their own, but its a scam

[Fengzi]

hmmmm. Maybe I'm thinking the wrong way. I need 500 bucks. Which of course equals 10 bucks from 50 ppl. It doesnt sound like so much when i put it that way. But what 50 ppl are willing to give me 10 bucks? or what can i offer 50 ppl in exchange for 10 bucks? collectables? electronics? instruments? lessons? sexual favours? maybe if i make 25 counterfeit 20-dollar-bills and trade them in at 50 stores to get 50 ten-dollar-bills. this is a definate nut scratcher.

suck old men's cocks for $50 a pop. The average male ejaculate is only 1/2 teaspoon, so, when all is said and done you'll have your quarter pound and will have only swallowed a little more than a 1 1/2 tablespoons of man goo. Have fun!!

[smitty420]

just pull a couple scams.... one time me and my boy sold 50 brown protein pills as a type of exctasy called COCOA PUFFS forl ike 400 buckls

[lizzie on low]

If the time frame is so short, you may not have much of a chance but to sell the drum kit.

Try selling stuff on Craigslist - You'll have the cash in your hand and ready to spend much faster than Ebay, in my experience. Also, ask family friends if they'd like a babysitter, have their lawn mowed, or hell, even their houses cleaned. You'd be amazed how many lazy-ass housewives will shell out for a little dusting and scrubbing.

Sorry that I can't tell you the secret that makes $500 appear in your hands instantly. However, if you'd like to learn, send a letter to me with a money order for $500. :-D

[ShadowGate420]

Thanks alot for the help guys, I really appreciate it. I have a risky plan that should get me the money but I cannot tell you guys at this point. I'll let you know if everything goes well come Monday night.