fuck haggling, ive kept such a good relationship with my dealer for so long that i dont even need to haggle he just packs unreasonably fat bags for a low price because im one of his biggest and best customers

now i did engineer that a bit, none of my friends buy off of him they buy it through me so im buying more than im smoking but hey we all win because he smokes with us sometimes too and we always make sure to plumpen the blunt a bit when hes around just for good measure