What the CRAP is going on in this house?!

[Road to Zion]

You got really really stoned and you hide shit, now that your straight you have no clue where it is, so just smoke a nice blunt and shit will start poppin up

[Gothen]

I have a house ghost named Clancy.

Maybe her sister, Nancy, knows we're on the same board and decided she'd go have some fun with you.

What a bitch.

That was effing hilarious. Btw, Zeebo, I'm stoned now so I decided to tell you that I think you're very pretty!

But I really wish you wouldn't have let Nancy have her way with me!

[zeebo phillips]

Aw, thank you sir! It's very nice to hear that sometimes.

I'll yell at Clancy for you. TRIFLIN BITCH!

[NextLineIsMine]

Teens bitch about their moms alot, more than they deserve, but in your case shes starting to sound like an utter cunt. How old are you? I think this is her own special way of saying she wants you out of the house.

[EastStandHibby]

I find it quite ironic that she asked you to get her paper towels and they where the things that actually went missing, maybe she is hiding stuff just to phone the police and get you kicked out

[cuziwashigh420]

Your houase is haunted. Get a Ouji board and tell the spirits to stop stealing shit.

[HeyItsMe]

Set up a video camera..