Alright, what the fuck is wrong with you and your friends?

"Uh yeah, I took some paper towels to clean up the blood in my car from a friend who almost bled to death, and when I came home they were all missing, what the fuck?"

I think you got bigger problems, pal. If you got friends bleeding to death on random days.

You got robbed, you left the door unlocked and some fool came in and stole everything. All that stuff probably 'disappeared' all at once and it took you a while to notice.