jolt bong

[Shrooms]

what are you goin to use that shitty bong for?

eh? mr sell out sig

a plastic downtube? w.e. its your body

take that rachet bit and make a nice gravity bong

Chill out with the flaming bro, I haven't started shit with you.

And I'm planning on sticking it up my ass......what the hell do you THINK im going to use it for?

[BigBird]

i wouldnt use the mesh from a window, it will burn and the fumes probably arent great. i head sink mesh is pretty good tho

[pixel]

the very fact that you have that in your sig proves you dont know anything about the law

[420purplehaze420]

Chill out with the flaming bro, I haven't started shit with you.

And I'm planning on sticking it up my ass......what the hell do you THINK im going to use it for?

well I THINK your going to use it to smoke weed....

but its actually quite the contrary i suppose since according to your sig you dont condone or partake in the usage of anything illegal

which makes you a hypocrit, who also has some sort of bong-ass fetish

and you call that flaming? ask eshsfreshman what flaming is, i was picking you out because of the sell out move you made by putting such a pointless thing in your sig

your 13....you think a cop is going to be scanning the boards one night and all of a sudden....GASP! MURPHY get this kids IP!, says here hes making some sort of shitty bong, that would look so good on my coffee table, this could be the motherload! i bet this kids got a fat .5 sittin in his sock drawr, ahh finally were bringing down (your town)'s drug lord.

13 yr olds....

[Shrooms]

well I THINK your going to use it to smoke weed....

but its actually quite the contrary i suppose since according to your sig you dont condone or partake in the usage of anything illegal

which makes you a hypocrit, who also has some sort of bong-ass fetish

and you call that flaming? ask eshsfreshman what flaming is, i was picking you out because of the sell out move you made by putting such a pointless thing in your sig

your 13....you think a cop is going to be scanning the boards one night and all of a sudden....GASP! MURPHY get this kids IP!, says here hes making some sort of shitty bong, that would look so good on my coffee table, this could be the motherload! i bet this kids got a fat .5 sittin in his sock drawr, ahh finally were bringing down (your town)'s drug lord.

13 yr olds....

You know, you're a pretty funny guy. First of all, I'm not 13, dumbass.

I put the paragraph in my signature because about a week or so ago I became paranoid about something stupid that happened. Look around the site, many people have it. And a "sell out move"? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that I was commited and devoted to a fucking drug, asshole. It's funny how this "13 yr old" has better grammar than Mr. High and Mighty Purple Haze 420...

[pixel]

what's truly funny is that you think pressing shift a few times and hitting . makes you look smarter.

but really, the bottom line is that putting that in there is absolutely useless on a few levels.. first of all cops don't look at this site, no matter what any one says, so there is no point in saying something that we all know is not true. second of all cops dont give a shit what a bunch of potheads have to say... if anything they're gonna go to the grow forum or something (but thats if they even ventured on to this site which i HIGHLY DOUBT is happening).

the cops have bigger fish to fry.. gangs and drug lords. they dont care whos lighting up and going to a party or ripping up a bong and watching a movie... if they wanted to find that they could cruise the streets for a few minutes and pick up plenty of parties to raid.

not only that, but the law says that nothing you say will hold in a court of law... especially on the internet. so relax... you don't have to be commited, just be informed, and maybe be more creative! lol and go smoke a doob. you're safe from officer o'malley for now

[Shrooms]

what's truly funny is that you think pressing shift a few times and hitting . makes you look smarter.

but really, the bottom line is that putting that in there is absolutely useless on a few levels.. first of all cops don't look at this site, no matter what any one says, so there is no point in saying something that we all know is not true. second of all cops dont give a shit what a bunch of potheads have to say... if anything they're gonna go to the grow forum or something (but thats if they even ventured on to this site which i HIGHLY DOUBT is happening).

the cops have bigger fish to fry.. gangs and drug lords. they dont care whos lighting up and going to a party or ripping up a bong and watching a movie... if they wanted to find that they could cruise the streets for a few minutes and pick up plenty of parties to raid.

not only that, but the law says that nothing you say will hold in a court of law... especially on the internet. so relax... you don't have to be commited, just be informed, and maybe be more creative! lol and go smoke a doob. you're safe from officer o'malley for now

I never said it made me look smarter, I just pointed out some irony...

I know that I won't get caught because of this forum. As I stated earlier, I put that there a week ago when I was extremely paranoid about something that happened that I hadn't experienced before. I just haven't taken it out yet.

[pixel]

now that is a beautiful sig. well done and happy highs to you my friend

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Wow so much hostility...

Well, Shrooms, let me help you since others think you're ruining your body.

For the downtube, try finding something metal. Go buy a cheapie metal pen, that'd work. The socket's great for the bowl and the window screen is an okay screen, but if I were you I'd hold it over a flame for a 30 seconds or so and see if any fumes come off. If they do, rinse it off and do it again, if you get fumes the second time, you need a different something to use as a screen. Faucet screens are good...balled up metal twist-ties with the paper burned off are good...be creative! lol

I like the O-ring idea for the carb. Very shagadelic, man. The only problem is a mouthpiece. Try taking some wire cutters or tin shears and taking the lip off the can, then maybe your lips can make a seal over the hole that you once drank out of? If that doesn't work, shear the very top off the can and -THIS IS IMPORTANT!- put something rubber over the edge of that. If not, the thin tin could easily cut your face up...not a good thing in a bong.

Hope that helps!

[Shrooms]

Wow so much hostility...

Well, Shrooms, let me help you since others think you're ruining your body.

For the downtube, try finding something metal. Go buy a cheapie metal pen, that'd work. The socket's great for the bowl and the window screen is an okay screen, but if I were you I'd hold it over a flame for a 30 seconds or so and see if any fumes come off. If they do, rinse it off and do it again, if you get fumes the second time, you need a different something to use as a screen. Faucet screens are good...balled up metal twist-ties with the paper burned off are good...be creative! lol

I like the O-ring idea for the carb. Very shagadelic, man. The only problem is a mouthpiece. Try taking some wire cutters or tin shears and taking the lip off the can, then maybe your lips can make a seal over the hole that you once drank out of? If that doesn't work, shear the very top off the can and -THIS IS IMPORTANT!- put something rubber over the edge of that. If not, the thin tin could easily cut your face up...not a good thing in a bong.

Hope that helps!

Bro, people like you are the reason why I came to this site. :thumbsup: The mouthpiece of the can actually isnt a problem. The jolt can is designed where it has a metal twist off top, with smooth rounded over edges, which is very comfortable to put your mouth on. Thank you very much for the advice, I appreciate your help bro. Peace :thumbsup: