Getting ready for college sucks.

[Its a Plant]

Or you could be like me; learn a trade, wait for your parents to die, collect inheritance.

HAHA

Man you have no heart.

Hopefully you cool down and take a little trip to OZ with the scarecrow and the cowardly lion...

Or make a guest appearance on OZ the HBO hit, only to see it sink the ratings, pissing off the network hotshots, and ruin any chances of you being a professional actor.... Muahaha.