Kick - ASSin Quotes

[YouD0nt]

â??A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Kennedy wearing a rifle pendant.â?�

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.â?�

"If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.â?�

"I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.â?�

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.â?�

â??The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?â?�

â??I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.â?�

â??Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?â?�

â??I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.â?�

â??Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?â?�



- Every Quote by BILL HICKS

YouD0nt Reviewed by YouD0nt on 07-27-2006. Kick - ASSin Quotes â??A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Kennedy wearing a rifle pendant.â?� "They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.â?� "If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of Rating: 5

[bobmarleyjr.]

HAHA tha second one is great, becuase it's SOo0o true

[lagstronaut]

those are all awesome

[Rain Man]

â??The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?â?�


My favorite

[dark0ne]

any man thats brave enugh to lie there holding his guts together with a god damn pot plant can drink from my canteen anyday. Bill kilgore apocolypse now.

[dopesmoker]

those are pretty sweet. A few of them i've heard before but the others are new

[FeastonThisSHITT]

The only quote anyone needs.


"Who to himself is law no law doth need, Offends no law, and is a king indeed."

[usedchemicals]

"I smoke marijuana" - Me

[WeedGremblin]

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny

[baisez le monde.]

â??The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?â?�


My favorite

aww my favvveeey tooo