first time i ever shaved,

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I dunno about dabing it in cut's but if you drink enough of it it'll dry out your skin and make it tougher lol

That's a very good point, Aspinthion, and one that I shall use in my defence

"Yeah, I gotta drink this much Vodka, because shaving is too painful and Vodka will toughen up my skin.....Aspinthion told me!"

lol

That said, I'm not sure that I'd want to wield a razor whilst under the influence of alcohol.....could be a worst bloodbath than ever!

Then you'd have to dab more Vodka on yer face.....then drink more Vodka to stop the pain.
I'm not a future teller, but I can see a situation arising here!

lmfaooo