Israel has just declared war on the United Nations.

Kofi Anin is convening an emergency meeting of the security council, ahead of which he made this statement: "What the fuck are these lunatics doing now?"

Israel responed in a written statement: "We're doing whatever the fuck we want to do because it's good for Israel."

The U.S. supports Israel's declaration of war on the United Nations. John Bolton states: "We are in favor of a long and meaningful peace, but until then, we encourage and support Israel in their struggle against the lame ass U.N., who have nothing better to do in a war zone than to observe and report on the obvious."