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sanguinekane Reviewed by sanguinekane on . Zombies, man!... 2:13 A.M.: I hear em'. They're scratching at my house, downstairs. They're gonna get in, I gotta figure out a way to keep them back... I've taken to my closet, don't know how good they are at taking out the doors... Hope i'll be ok by morning... 2:26 A.M.: I managed to find an old knife... Kept it under my bed and forgot about it. The scatching is getting louder, they're almost in. How in the hell am I getting out of this one... I feel as though, any second now and they are in, bursting into Rating: 5