lol man, zombies freak me out, seen every zombie flick i could get my hands on, and nine years of smoking weed and watching zombie flicks is not a good idea, gives you ocd and makes you run as fast as you can from the car to the house, just in case some weird govt scientists create a virus to bring the dead back to life, they start with the bones of queen elizabeth the first who becomes queen zombie....

i work at a subway guys, i can just imagine closing the shop one night and all my regular customers start banging on the doors trying to get in.... to EAT ME!!!!!!!!!