18 and no job. I need some serious help!

[Cyclonite]

Most places put you in a bathroom with blue toilet water alone. Get a kit with real human urine. I don't trust synthetic, just today I had a piss test and passed that way. Right after I got my medical marijuana card so now I don't have to worry about it anymore....best investment ever. California pot laws almost make up for their dumb ass firearm laws. Its funny im a cross between a pot smoking hippy and a conservative gun nut.

[beachguy in thongs]

Hey, souldistortion! Get a job in grass.

You know, landscaping. You can't go wrong when grass is your business.

[MsStrawberrySwisher]

well do most places have monitors? or is that really rare?

Well it depends, Marshall fields sent me to a lab, I believe it was Quest. I signed the forms stating who I was, showed ID, took instructions from the pee pee nazi (don't flush, don't wash your hands, 5 minute limit cuz i'm a female), did my do and was done.

Now, when I went to work for the local government job, their pre-employment drug test was done with a physical. I had to undress, let the doctor check me out, handed me the cup to do the drug test in the bathroom (which wasn't completely supervised, but it would be hard to sneak any substitution method into the restroom after the physical. I still had the little paper robe
on. But I had no time limit in the bathroom).

Those are just 2 different extremes of drug testing I've endured. So unless your trying to go to a big corporation or government position, you can do the substitution method easily (with practice of course).

[souldistortion]

Well it depends, Marshall fields sent me to a lab, I believe it was Quest. I signed the forms stating who I was, showed ID, took instructions from the pee pee nazi (don't flush, don't wash your hands, 5 minute limit cuz i'm a female), did my do and was done.

Now, when I went to work for the local government job, their pre-employment drug test was done with a physical. I had to undress, let the doctor check me out, handed me the cup to do the drug test in the bathroom (which wasn't completely supervised, but it would be hard to sneak any substitution method into the restroom after the physical. I still had the little paper robe
on. But I had no time limit in the bathroom).

Those are just 2 different extremes of drug testing I've endured. So unless your trying to go to a big corporation or government position, you can do the substitution method easily (with practice of course).

ARE YOU KIDDING? so monitors are THAT RARE? here i am thinking every place has a monitor after seeing that movie fun with dick and jane. haha I shouldnt be trying to find a place that doesent test i should be asking for help with substitution and additives like nuklear. by the way have any of you heard of nuklear. i've heard its the only additive thats not bullshit. http://www.nu-klear.com/

[AngryA]

those drinks didn't work for me and I was clean for over three days. Where do I get the right urine substitute.

[souldistortion]

those drinks didn't work for me and I was clean for over three days. Where do I get the right urine substitute.

i hope that this is an effective substitute. maybe somone has tried it already?
http://www.nu-klear.com

[Captain Hanks]

i know for a fact that ups does not drug test, i have buddies who handle boxes there and say they get a great arm workout and enjoy it while stoned, also, dont tell people like cliff and his buddy matt that your friends with me to obtain weed

[souldistortion]

i know for a fact that ups does not drug test, i have buddies who handle boxes there and say they get a great arm workout and enjoy it while stoned, also, dont tell people like cliff and his buddy matt that your friends with me to obtain weed

UPS is a corporation, a very large one at that, im pretty sure they drug test, if not i'll probably start working there cuz ive run out of options. And I didn't say anything to cliff about you and i being friends, i just told him who gave me his number cuz he was curious.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

im 18 and i have no job

i want to get my licence first only 3 more lessons to go

and yea im tryin to get a job but it can take time, im just makin the most of me freedom and partyin as much as possible for a while.
i just want money so i can move outa home

[souldistortion]

i know for a fact that ups does not drug test, i have buddies who handle boxes there and say they get a great arm workout and enjoy it while stoned, also, dont tell people like cliff and his buddy matt that your friends with me to obtain weed

oh yeah and also, cliff didnt even remember you when i told him you gave me his number. It took him a few times before he knew who you were so i dont think mentioning your name helped me "obtain weed"